You don’t like me,
do you, Madeline? I’m sure you mean well. You know,
when I was very young… (CHUCKLES) My family just moved, and we– I was going
to a brand-new school, so I was especially scared. And my father gave me
the best advice. He said, “Mary Louise,
you just seek out the bully. Make friends with her.” (SCOFFS) Am I the bully
in this scenario? (SIGHS) On your awesome days, I suspect you are a godsend. But on your bad days… decidedly less so. Fucking weirdo. What? (SCOFFS) What?